The Blank Corporation is an amazing palace buried deep beneath the roots of some of the oldest trees in the world, on a far off island in the vicinity of Greece. At least, we think it's in Greece. It was last time we checked. It is a fairly shifty palace, and between you and me, it has a good case of the wanderlust. And these days, the palace isn't the best about returning our calls. So, you know. It's an approximate guess, really.

The Blank Corporation is staffed by tiny, tiny elves, about the size of dust mites. But don't let their size fool you. They really are a force to be reckoned with, those elves, when they put their mind to it. However, they do have the tiniest of fingers, which makes it hard for them to manage the phones. Come to think of it, that may be why they haven't been returning our calls.

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